About Mosquito Squad
Dread Skeeter, the mosquito eliminator
Mosquito Squad is America’s leading company dedicated exclusively to controlling the annoying outdoor pests that transmit disease and ruin your backyard experience. We view our mission through the eyes of Dread Skeeter, mortal enemy of disease-infested blood suckers across America:
The Dread Skeeter Story
By Dread Skeeter, himself
Hi. I’m Dread Skeeter. My life’s mission is to eliminate mosquitoes and ticks.
I love kids. I love pets. And I know that mosquitoes and ticks carry diseases that hurt kids and pets. (Adults, too, but I don’t get all mushy over adults – well, maybe moms and grandmas, but that’s where a manly man draws the line.)
Anyway, it’s a crying shame, but most Americans don’t know how dangerous mosquitoes and ticks can be. Fact is, every year scores of people are left with severe, permanent disabilities–all because of a simple bite.
And "new" diseases like West Nile and Lyme are springing up. Statistics will tell you that tens of thousands of Americans are getting sick. What statistics don’t say is that a lot of those people never really feel well again. Ever.
That’s why I’ve dedicated my life to educating and protecting people from mosquito- and tick-borne diseases.
The things you can do to help protect your family are simple and easy.
As a professional, I can help with some of them. As a professional, I understand how to do the job in the most effective way with the least possible impact on the environment.
I could blab on about how dedicated I am to good service (which I am). I could tell you about my 100% satisfaction guarantee. But, what I really want you to know is how important it is to do everything you can to protect your family. So, if you do nothing else, read about those prevention measures on the pages about mosquitoes and ticks.
Mosquito Squad protection allows families to "take back" their backyard from dangerous insects
I know a lot of people think I’m an alarmist. All they really care about is a yard free from annoying, biting pests. I’m cool with that. I’ll still help you enjoy your yard. I’ll just secretly feel good about protecting your family while I’m at it.
"Hey, America! Read this disclaimer. That’s an order." Dread Skeeter
This Mosquito Squad website does not purport to be a medical website, nor a comprehensive resource on every aspect of mosquito- and tick-borne disease. Any symptoms, diagnoses, treatment or other information may not be complete or current or even agreed upon by every medical professional. More is being learned about these diseases every day and controversy may exist over the best method of treatment. Mosquito Squad simply wishes to alert you to some of the risks of mosquitoes and ticks – and to help you practice mosquito- and tick-bite prevention.